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susan9120
- Oct 26, 2020
- 4 min
Justice...by "Pinkie"
Once upon a time in the not so distant past there lived a family of seven children under the loving care of their parents... One morning the eldest son (we shall call him Sir Grouch-a-lot) awoke to find that he had indeed overslept the royal wake-up call of his alarm. His kind and devoted mother (we shall call her Queen Deserves the Respect of her Children but Does not Get-a-lot) went to gently nudge him out of his bed and into the shower. Sir Grouch a-lot did a fair amount
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susan9120
- Oct 26, 2020
- 3 min
I Can See Clearly Now
Published 10/21/2015 I recently took my 11 year-old and 8 year-old sons to the Optometrist. Unbeknownst to me this type of doctor appointment should have been routine since they were six months old. I was to be enlightened on this topic during this visit. After the pre-screening we were ushered to the exam room where it was pretty clear my boys were closing out a busy day for this particular office. The doctor was shifting lenses while asking the standard "Which is cleare
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susan9120
- Oct 25, 2020
- 5 min
Keepin' It Real...with Watermelon Eyes
Written 03/25/2012 Okay... It's time to get real! My 15 year-old son has tried to enlighten me as to the error of my ways...that error being too Lofty, TOO Religious, too BORING! "Mom," Isaac said, "I'm only trying to help you. No one is going to read that stuff. It's a total turn off." "Well, I asked, slightly...ok, very defensively, "Have you even read it?" He responded with, "I saw the bible stuff (teenager speak for scripture reference), and knew it's just like all
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